January 2012
December 2011
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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Dear 2011, It's been fun, but I am so over you.
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Xbox avatar items are on sale so I bought the Gold Lancer (which will apparently be removed from the marketplace in January due to some new policy) and Frank got the tokidoki Cactus Pup (Bastardino). Now to watch Tangled because we’ve only seen it like 132645378452154687135947325498716347819487 times. Never hurts to watch it just once more.
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why i'm single:
skyl3r:
i have the sex appeal of a carrot
i’m awkward
i like tumblr more than humans
i’m boring
i’m married to food
i’m ugly
i’m easy to forget
